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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:09
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are some tips for mouth taping to redirect breathing through the nose at night?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
June 21 Is Suddenly a Big Day for Borderlands 4 - Game Rant
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
So they tried
See how the national debt grew to more than $36 trillion - The Washington Post
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Man eats dubious street food—ends up blowing apart his GI tract - Ars Technica
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No way
Everything Apple Announced at WWDC 2025 - WIRED
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Michigan Cup starting lineup: Chase Briscoe wins third pole in a row - NBC Sports
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
How long does it take to see results from drinking whey protein shakes?
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